The Master's Card
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard."
I'm sure you've all seen those commercials on TV
Friends, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card. I'm here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see. I'm a card carrying representative for the MASTERS CARD.
That's right, the MASTERS CARD.
Let me tell you about it ...
NO finance charges
NO payments due
I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.
My name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world. The MASTERS CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all, but let me share some of them with you. You might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
The MASTERS CARD gives you access to many "Members Only" benefits.
There is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTERS CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no farther than the MASTERS CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTERS CARD is perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTERS CARD is that it never expires. Once you're a member, you're a member for life ... eternal life, that is. (Membership has its privileges, you know)
How do you receive the MASTERS CARD?
"If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised
him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call.
Don't delay! This great offer won't last forever.
Peace ... Joy ... Hope ... Faith ... Contentment ... Assurance
They are invalueable
There are some things money can't buy.
For those, there's the MASTERS CARD.
Why not be an advertisement for the MASTERS CARD. Let your life be a commercial today for Jesus Christ.
~ Author Unknown ~