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Humour
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"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
E.E. Cummings
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It was Junior's first day in school, and when he got home his mother asked, "Did you learn anything today?"
"No," he replied in disgust. "I have to go back tomorrow."
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Q."What do you get if you cross a praying mantis with a termite?"
A."An insect that says grace before he eats your house."
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"The world's toughest job ~ parenting ~ God gave it to amateurs"
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"Wrinkles are receipts for living."
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"Sign in the store window: Use our easy credit plan ~ 100 percent down, nothing to pay each month."
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"When embracing opportunity, give it a big hug"
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"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close."
~Mark Twain
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"A bible that is falling apart probably belongs to someone who isn't."
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"Friends are God's life preservers."
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"He who is afraid to face the music may sometme lead the band."
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"What people fail to learn from sermons, they later learn from experience."
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"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all."
Harry S. Truman
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"Give me a sense of humour, Lord;
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some happiness from life
And pass it on to other folk."
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"Laugh a little; it is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world."
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"If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense in making them."
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