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BAD ATTITUDE |
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GETTING HIGH |
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GETTING OLD |
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BEING POOR |
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GETTING OLD
I know I am getting old because now I have to wear reading glasses to type on this computer. When I was young I could see the fine print on a dollar bill from a foot away.
I know I am getting old because I no longer take a bible to church, because I refuse to take the bible I need (which is LARGE print) and I certainly can't fake taking a regular one because my glasses would give me away.
I know I am getting old because my beautiful red hair, now sits in a bottle, at Walgreens, and my smile sits on a shelf in my bathroom cabinet.
The only thing I still have to brag about is that I DON'T HAVE WRINKLES.
I'M TOO FAT for wrinkles!
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