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![]() A. They go to Sunday School. If Jesus fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish in America today, the grown-ups would ask him to super-size it, and the kids would wonder where their toy surprise was. Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove he wasn't chicken. Q. What do lions call young animals who don't mind their parents? A. Lunch Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and Jesus does too!!!!! Q. What comes once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a month? A. The letter E Q. Who needs to be saved? A. You do and that's no joke. God loves his children so much that he sent his son Jesus to die for their sins, taking their punishment for their sins. If you trust in Jesus with all your heart, ask him to be your saviour. Not only will he save you from your sins, but you will someday live forever with him and all saved people in Heaven. JESUS CHRIST SAVES ALL WHO BELIEVE TRUST HIM TODAY ![]()
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