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Looking for a JOB?? Read this ad!
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God is Hiring Today!
JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ
JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Unlimited; everyone is
welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries,
custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list
them all here
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit
QUALIFICATIONS: Must have previously sinned and been
blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark
of the high calling in Christ Jesus
EXPERIENCE NEEDED: None necessary; experience will be
earned through on-the-job training
EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY: God (the employer) shall
supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus
INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, joy, peace, patience,
long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known;
You'd be Wise to apply TODAY
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