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Jesus Is The Light Of The World
LORD, PROP US UP
Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon who always prayed, Lord, prop us up on our leanin' side. After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked him why he prayed that prayer so fervently. He answered, 'Well sir, you see, it's like this....I got an old barn out back. It's been there a long time, it's withstood a lot of weather, it's gone through a lot of storms, and it's stood for many years. It's still Standing, but one day I noticed it was leaning to one side a bit. So I went and got some pine poles and propped it up on its leaning side so it wouldn't fall.
Then I got to thinking about that and how much I was like that old barn. I been around a long time, I've withstood a lot of life's storms, I've Withstood a lot of bad weather in life, I've withstood a lot of hard times, And I'm still standing too. But I find myself leaning to one side from time to time, so I like to ask the Lord to prop us up on our leaning side, cause I figure a lot of us get to leaning, at times.
Sometime we get to leaning toward anger, leaning toward bitterness, leaning toward hatred, leaning toward cussing, leaning toward a lot of things that We shouldn't, so we need to pray, 'Lord, prop us up on our leaning side,' so we will stand straight and tall again, to glorify the Lord.
-- Author Unknown To Me ~
Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon who always prayed, Lord, prop us up on our leanin' side. After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked him why he prayed that prayer so fervently. He answered, 'Well sir, you see, it's like this....I got an old barn out back. It's been there a long time, it's withstood a lot of weather, it's gone through a lot of storms, and it's stood for many years. It's still Standing, but one day I noticed it was leaning to one side a bit. So I went and got some pine poles and propped it up on its leaning side so it wouldn't fall.
Then I got to thinking about that and how much I was like that old barn. I been around a long time, I've withstood a lot of life's storms, I've Withstood a lot of bad weather in life, I've withstood a lot of hard times, And I'm still standing too. But I find myself leaning to one side from time to time, so I like to ask the Lord to prop us up on our leaning side, cause I figure a lot of us get to leaning, at times.
Sometime we get to leaning toward anger, leaning toward bitterness, leaning toward hatred, leaning toward cussing, leaning toward a lot of things that We shouldn't, so we need to pray, 'Lord, prop us up on our leaning side,' so we will stand straight and tall again, to glorify the Lord.
-- Author Unknown To Me ~
GUILTY AS CHARGED
`WE`-- Have been accused of accepting JESUS CHRIST as Our LORD and SAVIOR,
And bombarding GOD with Prayers!
Therefore, we are hereby sentenced to Everlasting Life.
No bail,
No Appeal.
We have been labeled,
Blessed,
And hereby detained in GOD`S custody forever,
We have been destined to make it,
and shall surely achieve all OUR Goals.
Then may We Always Have Compassion for others:
Father GOD------
When we have Food,
help us to remember the Hungry.
When we have work,
help us to remember the Jobless
When we have a warm home,
help us to remember the Homeless.
When we are without Pain,
help us to remember those that suffer.
For we must shatter our indulgence,
and awaken our COMPASSION.
Last but not least,
May we be concerned enough not only in Words,
But in deeds----
To aide those that Cry out in need,
For what we take for GRANTED.
Help us , dear Lord,
To Always Remember:
Sorrow looks back,
Worry looks around,
but FAITH looks up!!
(pray with me)
Dear FATHER GOD, please grant Us Patience,
And Endurance,
While waiting upon Our Blessing
Amen
TOTAL RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling
all units manufactured,regardless of make
or year, due to a serious defect in the
primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units,code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed
"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality",or
more commonly known as S.I.N. as it
primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
Loss of direction,Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin,Lack of peace and joy
Selfish or violent behavior,Fearfulness,
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Idolatry,Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor
at fault for this defect, is providing
factory-authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician,Jesus has most
generously offered to bear the entire
burden of the staggering cost of these
repairs.
There is no additional fee required.The
number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.Once connected, please upload
your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician,Jesus,into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
Love,Joy,Peace,Patience,Kindness,Goodness
Faithfulness,Gentleness,Self Control
Please see the operating manual, the
B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details
on the use of these fixes.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction voids any manufacturer
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
The human being units not responding to
this recall action will have to be scrapped
in the future.The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Your Father,
GOD.
PS: Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any
time by
"kneemail".
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I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust. Psalm 91: 2
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