GUILTY AS CHARGED
`WE`-- Have been accused of accepting JESUS CHRIST as Our LORD and SAVIOR,And bombarding GOD with Prayers! Therefore, we are hereby sentenced to Everlasting Life. No bail,No Appeal.
We have been labeled,Blessed,And hereby detained in GOD`S custody forever.
We have been destined to make it,and shall surely achieve all OUR Goals.
Then may We Always Have Compassion for others:
Father GOD------
When we have Food,help us to remember the Hungry.
When we have work, help us to remember the Jobless
When we have a warm home,help us to remember the Homeless.
When we are without Pain,help us to remember those that suffer.
For we must shatter our indulgence,and awaken our COMPASSION.
Last but not least,May we be concerned enough not only in Words,
But in deeds---- To aide those that Cry out in need,
For what we take for GRANTED.
Help us , dear Lord,To Always Remember:
Sorrow looks back,Worry looks around,but FAITH looks up!!
(pray with me)
Dear FATHER GOD,
Please grant Us Patience,And Endurance,While waiting upon Our Blessing
Amen
TOTAL RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units,code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality",or more commonly known as S.I.N. as it primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include: Loss of direction,Foul vocal emissions Amnesia of origin,Lack of peace and joy Selfish or violent behavior,Fearfulness, Depression or confusion in the mental component, Idolatry,Rebellion.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician,Jesus has most generously offered to bear the entire Thenumber to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,Jesus,into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:Love,Joy,Peace,Patience,Kindness,Goodness
Faithfulness,Gentleness,Self Control.
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) For Futher Details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the future.The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Your Father,
GOD.,/CENTER>
PS: Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
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